An email sent to me that had me laughing...

Who is Jack Schitt?
>
> For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We
> find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack
> Schitt!"
> Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an
> intellectual way.
>
> Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the
> fertilizer magnate, produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt,
> Fulla
> Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins - Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt.
> Against her
> parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school
> dropout.
>
> After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe
> Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living
> with
> them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe
> Schitt Sherlock.
>
> Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son
> with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the
> other
> six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout
> childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
> ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announce the
> Schitt-Happens nuptials.
>
> The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull
> Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
> returned
> from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
>
> Now when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt," you can correct
> them.
>
> Sincerely,
> Crock O.Schitt